Friday, August 21, 2009

Dream a little dream....

My Dad and I are very close. In fact, to date, he's the only one that's posted a comment on my brand spanking new blog.

Thanks, Dad.

One of the things I most look forward to about our wedding day, is being escorted down the aisle on the arm of one of the most amazing men I know, to be presented to another one of the most amazing men I know.

That’s what makes the dream I had last night so hysterical.

It was our wedding day. I was at the end of the aisle. Ready to take the most important steps of my life. And MY BELOVED FATHER WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND.

I was frantic. I couldn’t find him anywhere! Then I decided to crack open the door to the Church, everyone turned to look at me. INCLUDING my Dad, who was all comfy cozy in a pew up front. I started waving my arms like a mad woman trying to get his attention.

And in a stage whisper I yelled, “Dad, dad, get back here, you’re supposed to walk me down the aisle”.

To which he replied “Oh, I don’t really want to”.

I start balling. I mean ugly cry. And the entire congregation still watching, gasped in horror. In between sniffles I wailed

“You don’t WAAAANT to waaaaaaalk me dowwwwwwwnnnnnnn the aiiiiisle?!

Sniff Sniff.

“Whyyyy don’t you WAAAANT to waaaaaaalk me dowwwwwwwnnnnnnn the aiiiisle?!”

Sniff Sniff.

Dad responded, “Oh fine. Hmpf. I’ll do it. I just don’t really know how”

Next thing I remembered my dad was handing me off to the priest, rather than J and I thought

“Okay, it wasn’t personal, he really didn’t know how”

And then I woke up… but not before I noticed that I was wearing a veil that was VERY 1986. ;-)

Have you had any weird wedding dreams?


  1. Ok, I will walk my little brown eyed girl down the aisle on her wedding day. You know you have had me wrapped around your little finger since the day you were born. My only regret is that I won't be the only man in your life that love you. I hope J knows that he has to share you with me. I love you.

  2. Aww thanks Daddio! How sweet! YOU made ME cry for a change! haha!

    I love you very much too.

    But consider yourself warned... if you're not there with bells on ready to walk me down the aisle I will be SO mad! haha! ;-)

  3. Ps. I can't believe I cried when you shaved your mustache off... haha!